either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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