Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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