Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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