you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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