it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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