a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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