hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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