Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Do vagina's smell?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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