the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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