I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
She just used a chaser for red wine.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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