I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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