So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Randomize
