Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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