I'm lost and stupid without you.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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