The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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