Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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