I can't watch pbs sober anymore
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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