some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
