He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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