just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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