hell yes lets make some ravioli
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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