youre lurking in front of me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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