Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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