ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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