But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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