But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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