I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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