LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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