I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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