have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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