I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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