ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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