Is it normal to miss your booty call?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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