there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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