The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
