garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
In other news, I just burned my penis
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
