Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
