More tranny stories later!
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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