i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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