can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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