at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I can't turn off my feet"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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