that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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