who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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