So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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