Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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