Dual....:-)
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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