Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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