she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
She just used a chaser for red wine.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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