He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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