Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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