i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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