absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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