Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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