You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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