google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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