The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
He passed out mid-signature
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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